PATRICK MCVAY

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Give America A Sandwich

 

America has a football team (The Dallas Cowboys), a football game of the week (Sunday at 4:25, according to Joe Buck on Fox Sports), and a “Football night in America” (Either Sunday night or Monday night – I'm not sure which is day of the week has an agent bold enough to make that claim). And yet it doesn’t have its own sandwich.

I aim to change that.

It can’t be that hard to identify a (typically luncheon) meal of two bread slices separated by layers of meats, cheeses, and/or vegetables deserving of the title “America’s sandwich,” can it? Not with the BLT lurking.

You can have your PB&J, your Turkey Rueben, your Monte Cristo. I’ll stick with a sandwich that contains crispy lettuce, a slice of tomato, and strips of processed pork meat that will eventually kill you, according to the WHO.

Looking to license Band Aids for kids that have images of BLTs on a background of red, white, and blue.

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